The whole posse was there
On the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee. Jesus’ mother was there, and Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding.
Captain Obvious
When the wine was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more wine.”
Typical teenager backtalk – Translation “F-off”
“Woman, why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My hour has not yet come.”
Just Do It Bitches
His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”
Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.
Wash water to wine
Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.
Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.”
They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
Ninja Mind Trick
Then he called the bridegroom aside and said, “Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now.”
They sure have strange customs in Galilee
What Jesus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him.
They were drunk as a skunk, feeling no pain, From then on Jesus received many a wedding and frat party invite
Except on Sunday?